STOP SETTING OFF FIREWORKS IT IS JULY 6TH
You can never stop celebrating freedom
freedom my ass i can’t get married or have an abortion i hope the nsa sees this
The tallest statue in the world, Ushiku Daibutsu.
this always gives me chills
Imagine moving to wherever this statute is and you didn’t know about, then wake up on your first morning and see this.
look what you can buy
There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.
"Hey you at the end of the table! Pass the salt!"
"suck my dick"
"nah sorry i have a shrimp allergy"
sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.
straight dudes 100 percent of their lives
I didn’t think people like this actually existed
Here we see the Greater Douchebag in one of their natural habitats. Like many poisonous animals, the bright colors are a warning to stay away.
the no homo sapiens