roachpatrol:

blazepress:

The level.

i’m very angry and very impressed

roachpatrol:

blazepress:

The level.

i’m very angry and very impressed

(via fuckfeelingsandpartyhard)

gothfag:

madamemeancuisine:

First thought—where is their mother?Second thought—probably taking the picture.

That caption killed me

gothfag:

madamemeancuisine:

First thought—where is their mother?
Second thought—probably taking the picture.

That caption killed me

(Source: cocoabutterscented, via fuckfeelingsandpartyhard)

andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

I would have her set me up with someone.

(via fuckfeelingsandpartyhard)

tavr0ss said: what does puta mean?

peachesnchapinx:

carlospalrner:

It means companion or best friend :)

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Happy 90th Birthday to my awesome Nina Toña!! Her special day was celebrated with some of her children, grandchildren and great grandchildren, as well her her sister and us :)

Happy 90th Birthday to my awesome Nina Toña!! Her special day was celebrated with some of her children, grandchildren and great grandchildren, as well her her sister and us :)

i-lost-my-heart-in-republic-city:

wolf-and-kitten:

This is so perfect

American Sex Education

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livingforlegdays:

shut-up-and-commit-to-it:

"What about when you get old?"
Tattooed Seniors answer the question.

You will look fucking bad ass, is what will happen.

i hope i look as good as them in 70 years

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He looked at me like I was crazy. Most of my lovers do, and that’s partly why they love me, and partly why they leave. Cite Arrow Jeanette Winterson  (via budddha)

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tennants-hair:

when i find myself in times of trouble

the 12th doctor comes to me

speaking words of wisdom

image

(via doctorwho)

I’m going to murder you a thousand times.

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