i’m very angry and very impressed
First thought—where is their mother?
Second thought—probably taking the picture.
That caption killed me
what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”
I would have her set me up with someone.
tavr0ss said: what does puta mean?
It means companion or best friend :)
Happy 90th Birthday to my awesome Nina Toña!! Her special day was celebrated with some of her children, grandchildren and great grandchildren, as well her her sister and us :)
when i find myself in times of trouble
the 12th doctor comes to me
speaking words of wisdom