spookymormon:

she-beastly:

spookymormon:

STOP SETTING OFF FIREWORKS IT IS JULY 6TH 

You can never stop celebrating freedom 

freedom my ass i can’t get married or have an abortion i hope the nsa sees this

(via tyleroakley)

dzolamboto:

oregonfairy:


The tallest statue in the world, Ushiku Daibutsu.

this always gives me chills


Insane.


Imagine moving to wherever this statute is and you didn’t know about, then wake up on your first morning and see this.

dzolamboto:

oregonfairy:

The tallest statue in the world, Ushiku Daibutsu.

this always gives me chills

Insane.

Imagine moving to wherever this statute is and you didn’t know about, then wake up on your first morning and see this.

(via livefromthebookfort)

stacksbreadup:


This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

(via kaorijoy)

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

(via livefromthebookfort)

"Hey you at the end of the table! Pass the salt!"

"Hey you at the end of the table! Pass the salt!"

(Source: aboutbirthdaysandweddings, via aboutbirthdaysandweddings)

misskittyfantastico:

releasethedoves:

lookin good

I would get an undercut if I could guarantee it would look as good as Joe’s.

(via livefromthebookfort)

literallysame:

tallbread:

"suck my dick" 

"nah sorry i have a shrimp allergy"

image

(Source: australianprostitute, via kaorijoy)

kaorijoy:

stacksbreadup:

So real

Why have I seen multiple texts from Kristen though? I think this one is fake because it includes. Phone number.

And it mentions an anniversary/birthday and the picture is of a wedding.

lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

(Source: iraffiruse, via kaorijoy)

Working on Cesar’s #EZLN beanie @nadsteph20

Working on Cesar’s #EZLN beanie @nadsteph20

Damn these guys are old. And still awesome. #misfits #diediediemydarling #apma

Damn these guys are old. And still awesome. #misfits #diediediemydarling #apma

(Source: niallhoranhasthat1thing, via sprinkleofglitr)

partifoul:

birchsoda:

nazmat:

hotanimebabe:

straight dudes 100 percent of their lives

I didn’t think people like this actually existed

Here we see the Greater Douchebag in one of their natural habitats. Like many poisonous animals, the bright colors are a warning to stay away.

the no homo sapiens

partifoul:

birchsoda:

nazmat:

hotanimebabe:

straight dudes 100 percent of their lives

I didn’t think people like this actually existed

Here we see the Greater Douchebag in one of their natural habitats. Like many poisonous animals, the bright colors are a warning to stay away.

the no homo sapiens

(Source: thepaulfamilydynasty, via barkingelephants)

theloveofmylifeissteventyler:

I like older men and you cant stop me

(via barkingelephants)